Last night I could not get Lady Gaga's BAD ROMANCE out of my head, but instead of the actual lyrics, I kept singing...

"Grand-ma, grand-ma-ma. Grand-ma, ooh-la-la."

Which to me is hysterical, especially when I think about my Grandma Joan - she's all little and British and knits and does crossword puzzles. She also lives in Canada, and probably has no ides who Lady Gaga is...all these things make me think that I should really re-do BAD ROMANCE as my own new version GRANDMA JOAN.

Thanks Cha!!!

Happy Almost Valentines Day!!!

Panda-monium!

I can't handle how cute these guys are!

I depise...

1. Time wasters
2. Stress dragons
3. Useless nit-picking
4.
5. Babysitting grown men
6. Perfectionists without reason
7. Waiting for lunch

...and...

8. Missing out on much needed cuddle time

For dinner...

I like to say that before every new job I get a bit nervous in the pervous and eat less for a few days before...but then I would be lying.

Today, to eat, I had...
1. Quarter pounder with cheese
2. Fries
3. 4 piece chicken nugget
4. Diet Coke
5. Half of a turkey and cheese sandwich
6. Chicken pad thai
7. Crispy duck roll
8. Chicken noodle soup
9. Handful of pastachios
10. Strawberry banana smoothie
11. Mac n Cheese*

I must say, I am quite proud of myself.

Sorry Mom, but it had to be said. I promise, tomorrow I will eat salad and chicken...and some cardboard. Haha...jk

*Added/eaten after posting.

I need this

...like ASAP.

I love robot people

I would totally live blog the Grammy's but seeing as how I hate Taylor Swift and Ke$sha...and they have already been on my TV screen annoying the crap out of my eye balls, I refuse. I think I will watch ANTICHRIST instead - similar, but different.

Get Serious

Oh holy growing up in the 50's, 60's, and 70's ... good job Dad, really good job!!!

Oh no no Shia...