Happy Thanksgiving!!!

My New Moon

I read ALL the books, even THE HOST (the one not in the series), so clearly I am a big fan - but let's be honest, the Twilight Saga movies are just not good.

There is no way to convey the feeling that you get from reading about Edward & Bella's relationship onto the big screen - especially when Kristen Stewart is acting bored and looking as if she has mono the entire time.

Robert Pattinson is a babe (that's obvi), and perfectly cast, but even his pouty redder-than-normal lips cannot save this film.

I understand why all the fans go, for it is the same reason that I go - to see if you can recreate that same feeling from when you first read the books...alas, you can't. I am happy that the movie has broken so many box office records because the books really did make me very happy and so I wish the best for anything based off of them, but in all honesty, a movie about teenage vampires in love during modern day...yyeeaaa, that may not work so well on the screen (if you're trying to be taken seriously).

Oh, but yea, Taylor Lautner is a total babe now, so good for him.

Thanks Jey!

Tyra Banks eats these.

HEY!

Hey Miley Cyrus!!!

SHUT UP! PLEASE!

Theeeiiinks.
x's & o's (but not really because you are a terrible child/girl/human thing),
Natasha

P.S. You aren't seeing Twilight movies because you don't believe in Vampires? Really...really? I am pretty sure that I don't believe you are a different person when you wear your dumb blond wig and become "Hannah Montana" - so in that case, I guess no one with any intellect should watch your show...or listen to your music...or like you...or talk highly of you EVER!

K, bye.

I like BigCatDiary - nbd

This one time, I met a boy via the internet (our mutual friends introduced us, but he lived in LA), long story short - we liked each other, he visited me, I visited him, he got scared and never called again. He just IM'd me...

Him: Hi. I am doing a play about a guy who falls for a girl over iChat and goes to visit her.
Me: Type casting.
Him: Yea, it made me miss you.
Me: Really? Here's the sequel - The girl visits the boy and he turns out to be an asshole.
Him: Aww man.
Me: I am hilarious. Well, hope it goes well.
Him: Yea, it's just ok. I'll tell you about it later...if you wanna hear about it.
Me: Yea, that's ok.
Him: Wow.
Me: Bye!

THIS is awesome!

Flash mob at The Grove for a Janet Jackson appearance - so great!

Shall you need me....

...this is where I will be in January.